Wednesday 13 March 2013

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Ghor Kalyug-

Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai.

Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya?

Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu

Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raha hai ...
:-):-O:-O

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BBM/WhatsApp pe kisi ladki hi hello .. karne se accha..
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Kisi Kutte ko patthar maaro...
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Atleast dhang se reply to karta hai..!!!!!X_X =))

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''Usse juda ho kar to meri jaan hi jaane wali thi Faraz'' !!

Achanak Yaad Aya...
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Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!!

Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi :P :D :O :P

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Breaking news: Ek bache ne Idea cellular ki
advertisement dekh kar apne parents ka mobile
inter-change kar diya.......
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Next week they got Divorced... :p :O

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A boys painful letter to Facebook...
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Dear Facebook , Plz stop suggesting me such beautiful girls,
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It really hurts when I can't add them.. :((

sincerely, blocked user :p :))

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Dedicated to all BUSINESS MEN;:
Bimar pati[\Tear] se uski biwi boli - Iss bar koi jaanwaro k doctor ko dikhao tou hi aap theek honge...

Pati - Woh kyon ?
Biwi - Roz Subah Murge[\Chicken] ki tarah jaldi uth jate ho... Ghode ki tarah bhag ke kaam pe jate ho...
Gadhe[\Horse] ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho...
Lomdi[\Dog] ki tarah idhar-udhar se paise batorkar cheq pass karate. ho...
Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte[\Doggy] ki tarah chillate ho, aur fir. Bhainse[\Cow] ki tarah so jate ho; Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khakh thik kar payega..!